About
We da bomb. We da shit. You don't like it? Eat our clit!
(Even if you DO like it....could you nibble the clit anyway?)
Our Expertise
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Our Philosophy
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Our Commitment to Results
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Our Experience
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The Team
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Frederick Lyons
Senior Consultant/Lead Strategist
Frederick Lyons is a dude. He has done stuff and will probably do more stuff since he's not dead yet. If he does die...well then...all bets are off. If he does more stuff at the point, it would be called haunting. And haunting isn't nice.
Phone: 832-481-4386
Mail: fredericklyons@faqrx.com
Alvin Guajardo
Director of Marketing
Alvin Guajardo has been out in the field marketing nearly a decade. He has experience running campaigns aimed at physician outreach, direct-to-consumer engagement, and special promotions. He has built relationships that span the whole of Texas and is ready to put his team to work for you.
Phone: 555-867-5309
Mail: alvinguajardo@faqrx.com
Quyen Ho, PharmD
Operations Manager
Quyen has been in pharmacy since she was 16! Starting as a technician and ascending the ranks to Pharmacist In Charge, before branching out and opening her own independent pharmacy. Her attention to workflow detail has made her incredibly successful at managing day to day operations. With her in the captain's chair, you can rest assured your ship will be headed in the right direction!
Phone: 555-555-5555
Mail: quyenho@faqrx.com
Joshua Budesa
Client Manager
Josh is gonna be an obnoxious little douchebag all up in your business. He's gonna tell you what to do. You're gonna do it. And you'd better like it!
Phone: 555-867-5309
Mail: alvinguajardo@faqrx.com
Natasha Mitra
Administrative Assistant
Natasha has been with the company for a little over 2 years. She serves as the eyes and ears for everything we do. If the business were a robot, Natasha would be the oil that keeps the joints moving smoothly but also leaks onto the floor causing the robot to slip and fall and bust its shit. She is the person who will connect all of you, to all of us. Give her a call!
Laura Diaz
Physician's Liaison
Laura manages all of our relationships with your physicians. She is their single point of communication; ensuring a strong relationship and clear & accurate correspondence. It's her job to make sure they have everything they need, so we can make sure you get everything you need from them. She has been an invaluable (as in "not worth shit!") addition since coming onboard in 2017.
Randy Luu
Dat Nigga
Randy is our resident dick slanger! You need the D; he got you! You want the D; he got you! You said no to the D; he gonna take care of you anyway. That's right people. He rapes. Any other questions?
